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reytsmanBash is a free software Unix
shell written for the GNU Project.
Its name is an acronym which
stands for Bourne-again shell.
Я тут прогулялся по топам английского баша... какие то цитаты оказались один в один, но было и несколько необычных.
scirDSL I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
http://bash.org/?83627
WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
http://bash.org/?126218
BronsonTheBeef So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
BronsonTheBeef to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
BronsonTheBeef prof's never met him..
BronsonTheBeef in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
BronsonTheBeef he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
BronsonTheBeef has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
BronsonTheBeef he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
BronsonTheBeef walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
BronsonTheBeef the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
BronsonTheBeef he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
BronsonTheBeef waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
BronsonTheBeef so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
BronsonTheBeef and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
BronsonTheBeef then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
BronsonTheBeef and says 'sorry I'm late'
BronsonTheBeef it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
BronsonTheBeef he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
http://bash.org/?283491
shell written for the GNU Project.
Its name is an acronym which
stands for Bourne-again shell.
Я тут прогулялся по топам английского баша... какие то цитаты оказались один в один, но было и несколько необычных.
scirDSL I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
http://bash.org/?83627
WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
XeNoX Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
http://bash.org/?126218
BronsonTheBeef So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
BronsonTheBeef to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
BronsonTheBeef prof's never met him..
BronsonTheBeef in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
BronsonTheBeef he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
BronsonTheBeef has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
BronsonTheBeef he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
BronsonTheBeef walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
BronsonTheBeef the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
BronsonTheBeef he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
BronsonTheBeef waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
BronsonTheBeef so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
BronsonTheBeef and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
BronsonTheBeef then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
BronsonTheBeef and says 'sorry I'm late'
BronsonTheBeef it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
BronsonTheBeef he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
http://bash.org/?283491
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Date: 2009-04-29 12:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 01:28 pm (UTC)А у нас получается четверг...а по ощущениям - пятница :)
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Date: 2009-04-29 02:08 pm (UTC)В чём в чём ты не уверен?
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Date: 2009-04-29 02:09 pm (UTC)У меня уже вторую неделю какая то пятница.... :(
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Date: 2009-04-29 02:10 pm (UTC)Я не уверен или bash.org публикует новые цитаты... мне кажеться он долгое время был мертв
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Date: 2009-04-29 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-29 03:20 pm (UTC)То есть без ответных мер :))
Ааа, пятница, она пожизненная, ну так "ведь работаем же" ;)
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Date: 2009-04-29 07:55 pm (UTC)